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When Chuck Norris was a baby he farted for the first time, scientists say this is when the big bang occurred. After Chuck Norris was born, he drove his Mother home from the hospital. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. The problem is that he has never cried. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
28. Juli 2023 · 70 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Ever Heard. Last Updated on February 27, 2024. In the wise words of former U.S President Calvin Coolidge, “Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
27. Sept. 2017 · 1. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. 2. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. 3. Someone once asked Chuck Norris how many push ups he can do. He simply replied “All of them.”. 4.
Said to have begun in 2005 on the SomethingAwful forums and inspired by late-night television host Conan O'Brien's run of "Walker Texas Ranger" jokes, Chuck ...
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23. Mai 2023 · Chuck Norris, the action star and author, turned 83 years old in March 2023. What better way to celebrate the high-kicking actor than with some of the best Chuck Norris jokes? Thanks to his tough guy reputation, Norris has inspired internet jokes and memes for years. Here are some of the best ones. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless ...
7. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 7134 votes | comment | send to friend. 8. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 7126 votes | comment | send to friend. 9. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
26. Juli 2023 · Chuck Norris jokes first started popping up online back in 2005 across a few Something Awful forums. Some say the inspiration behind them was his tendency to end every encounter with a bad guy with a single roundhouse kick, others say it was talk show host Conan O'Brien's obsession with Walker: Texas Ranger that turned him into a meme.
