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DENNIS Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses , not from some...
- Coconuts
- Bring Out Your Dead
- Must Be A King
- A Self-Perpetuating Autocracy
- The Black Knight
- Turned Me Into A Newt
- French Taunts
- Knights Who Say Ni
- It's A Silly Place
- Three Questions
Guard: Halt! Who goes there?King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!Guard: Pull the other one!King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord a...Guard: What? Ridden on a horse?King Arthur: Yes!Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead![A large man appears with a (seemingly) dead man over his shoulder]Large Man: Here's one.Dead Collector: Nine pence."Dead" Man: I'm not dead.Dead Collector: What?[Arthur and Patsy "ride" through the village]Large Man: Who's that then?Dead Collector: I dunno. Must be a king.Large Man: Why?Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.King Arthur: Old woman! Dennis: Man. King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Dennis: I'm 37. King Arthur: What? Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old. King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man". Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis". King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis. Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out, ...
[King Arthur and Patsy have just witnessed a black knight defeat a green one and approach the victor]King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, sir Knight. [The Black Knight looks at him in Silence] I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [The Black Knight doesn't respond as Arthur looks at P...Black Knight: None shall pass.King Arthur: What?Black Knight: None shall pass!King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you good Sir Knight, But I must cross this bridge.Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?Peasant: She looks like one.[Crowd indistinctly shouts]Bedevere: Bring her forward!Girl: I'm not a witch.Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n...Sir Galahad: What a strange person.King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?Frenchman: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--Knights who say Ni: NI! NI! NI! NI!King Arthur: Oh, ow!Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us.King Arthur: Well, what do you want?Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege! [trumpets blare to a shot of a castle]King Arthur: [awed]Camelot!Sir Galahad: Camelot!Sir Lancelot: Camelot!Patsy: It's only a model.King Arthur: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot![The knights look onward as Sir Lancelot steps forward to the Bridge keeper from Scene 24]Bridgekeeper:Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.Sir Lancelot:Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.Bridgekeeper:What... is your name?Sir Lancelot:My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.Bridgekeeper:What... is your quest?“Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.” ― Monty Python and the Holy Grail
18. Apr. 2018 · Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…. Brian O'Neill on April 18, 2018, 1:22 pm 18 Comments | Readers 175697. This morning I came across this classic clip from The Monty Python and the Holy Grail film.
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Man: (laughingly) Listen: Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from...
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12. Mai 2012 · Monty Python - Repressed Citizen. The Repressed Citizen skit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I do not own any of this material it's all courtesy of Monty Python at / montypython...
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1. Aug. 2014 · Anarchism – this is the idea that there should be no leaders at all, and in fact no formalised system of government or state at all. Instead, local communities should be run by free and open groups with no leader. The idea is, that formalised governments, or power structures are essentially corrupting – that when power is given ...
