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Enjoy the humor of Rodney Dangerfield, the prince of one-liners, with his catchphrase \"I don't get no respect\". Read his hilarious jokes about his ugliness, his wife, his psychiatrist, and more.
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14. Sept. 2019 · A compilation of over a hundred Rodney Dangerfield one liners.www.Madboxshop.com
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22. Jan. 2024 · 32 Absolutely Ridiculous Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners. Features. By Jason Wiese. published 22 January 2024. These jokes earned our respect. (Image credit: YouTube) Rodney Dangerfield...
- General Humor
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- Age
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"People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon..." "Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself." "Men who do things without being told draw the most wages." "I bou...
"Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes." "When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them." "I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom of it." "I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant, I sat down and had broken...
"My cousin is gay; in school while other kids were dissecting frogs, he was opening flies." "My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock." "My cousin is gay; I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section." "I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it." "My kid wants to be a priso...
"Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire." "At twenty, a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy, he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't." "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met me yet."
"For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper." "The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it." "Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money." "A travel agent told I could spend seven nights in Hawaii… no days, just nights." "Last week, my tie caught on fir...
"I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette." "I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest." "My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. And I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood - he ran a tab!" "I went to se...
"I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep, they will have someone to talk to." "My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh." "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a...
"My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good." "One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control." "You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, 'The car behind me is paying for two.'" "I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people....
"My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion." "One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'" "My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday." "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want t...
Enjoy the ribald, in-your-face humor of the legendary comedian Rodney Dangerfield with his quotes on general humor, childhood, family, age, sex and more. Read his one-liners that expose himself, his troubles, his family and his sex life.
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12. Apr. 2024 · Enjoy the hilarious humor of Rodney Dangerfield, a legendary comedian, actor, and screenwriter. Find his best one-liners, self-deprecating jokes, and signature catchphrase, “I don’t get no respect!”
Rodney’s top 100 jokes in honor of Rodney’s 100th. 💯
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6. Juli 2023 · Enjoy the self-deprecating humor and unforgettable one-liners of the legendary Rodney Dangerfield. From his famous \"I tell ya, I get no respect\" to his witty observations on marriage, family, and life, these jokes are a testament to his comic genius.
